Pretty mind-blowing headline, huh? (pun intended)
I was recovering from a “break up” when I got a sudden urge to “let some steam out”, so to speak. I was sitting on my bed, probably my laptop on my lap (see, hard to stop when you start) when I felt particularly horny. Well, the fact that I hadn’t had sex or kissed with anyone, or even masturbated, for the past seven days, might have been to blame (also, you know, the break up thingy).
The one thing you should know about me, is that, everytime I masturbate, I come. Angry, tired, stressed, or in a hurry, when I feel the urge, it’s time. The second thing you should know about me, is that I have only been able to come while sitting. On a chair, bed or toilet seat. Never standing or lying.
So there I was, prompted to please myself, now and immediately. I put my laptop to the table and went lying under the cover. I already felt a warm flow rushing to my lady parts and just for a moment I was wondering why I'm in this position. The thought went away quickly as I started to feel that this wouldn’t take long.
YES. I can do anything. One damn dude isn’t going to stop me from living my life to its fullest potential. What if all my so called limiting beliefs are just thoughts in my head, like the belief that I could only orgasm while sitting?
Afterwards I spent a full hour cleaning the apartment, something that I had postponed the whole week. I wonder why the French call it “la petite mort”. I felt more alive than ever.
I was recovering from a “break up” when I got a sudden urge to “let some steam out”, so to speak. I was sitting on my bed, probably my laptop on my lap (see, hard to stop when you start) when I felt particularly horny. Well, the fact that I hadn’t had sex or kissed with anyone, or even masturbated, for the past seven days, might have been to blame (also, you know, the break up thingy).
The one thing you should know about me, is that, everytime I masturbate, I come. Angry, tired, stressed, or in a hurry, when I feel the urge, it’s time. The second thing you should know about me, is that I have only been able to come while sitting. On a chair, bed or toilet seat. Never standing or lying.
So there I was, prompted to please myself, now and immediately. I put my laptop to the table and went lying under the cover. I already felt a warm flow rushing to my lady parts and just for a moment I was wondering why I'm in this position. The thought went away quickly as I started to feel that this wouldn’t take long.
YES. I can do anything. One damn dude isn’t going to stop me from living my life to its fullest potential. What if all my so called limiting beliefs are just thoughts in my head, like the belief that I could only orgasm while sitting?
Afterwards I spent a full hour cleaning the apartment, something that I had postponed the whole week. I wonder why the French call it “la petite mort”. I felt more alive than ever.
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